Cane Toad Substitute?
Okay, I think I’ve come up with a solution to the lack of toads we’ve been experiencing (and avoiding the pratfalls of transporting/storing/acquiring permits/smell of living toads).
I think that I could genetically enhance millions of sugar beets (potatoes are far too watery and taste horrible raw) with cane toad DNA, creating a race of super beets that are both delicious and extremely toxic.
This would mean that I’m entering the weapons manufacturing scene with my brand-new Belt-fed Bombastic Borscht Buster 9001! (it’s over NINE THOUSAAAAAND!)
Yahoo thought this belonged in pets/reptiles
@ Gregg: The density can be changed using my patented Beet’s Ultimate Liquid Loosening of Solid and Hard Internal Texture (BULLSH!T)
3 Responses
Mr. Gregg Andrew
14 Mar 2010
Cane Toad Mutiny
14 Mar 2010
We are not amused……..
Cane Toad
14 Mar 2010
YEAH! What he said!
Hmm… the idea is interesting. I’ll give it that much….
However, the beets may not expand and release their toxins upon impact in the fashion a Cane Toad would (being the squishy/slimy critters they are).
Although they may have penetration advantages over the Cane Toad Hellfire Turret (due to the mutated sugar beet’s inherent density).
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